This is something I did a few months ago when my schedule was really busy (with school and all that) and I wasn't getting much sleep. It was just something fun that I enjoyed writing, so I decided to bring it over here.
MY LIFE (IN STAGE PLAY FORMAT)
AJ: Yes! Tonight's the night I will finally go to bed before three in the morning! I've got a good start on my homework and it's not even midnight yet!
Short Story: A.J.! Write me!!
AJ: Maybe later, Story, I have homework to do
Short Story: Awww...come on!
AJ: Ok, I'll START you, but then I've really got to get my work done.
Three Hours Later...
Story: Wow, you're almost done with me! Say, didn't you say you had to get homework done?
AJ: SHUT UP! *types furiously* There! Finished! And I still have five hours to do my homework, go to bed, get seven hours of sleep, wake up, and go to class!
Story: How can you get seven hours of sleep in five ho-?
AJ: *interrupting* SHUT UP!!!!!
Next Day...
AJ: *Wakes up at 9:00 and promptly cries* I don't wanna do stuff!
Class: AJ, it's your own fault that you stayed up late, now get your ass out of bed and get to Italian
AJ: I hate responsibility!
AJgoes to falls asleep in four classes that day with ten minutes between each, all on opposite sides of campus.
Uphill: Ha! I live to make you miserable!
Wind: As do I!
Freezing Cold: Me too!
Ice: w00t!
That night...
AJ: Ok, tonight's the night! I'm going to do my homework and get enough sleep to function properly tomorrow!
Best Friend: (on AIM) AJ! Ever since we went to rivaling colleges, we don't talk or hang out nearly as much as we used to! I'm picking tonight to be the first time I sign on to AIM in about a year so you should totally talk to me while you have the opportunity!
AJ: I don't know, Best Friend, I haven't been sleeping a lot lately and I have homework to do...
Best Friend: Awww, come on!
AJ: ok, but only for a little while.
Three hours later
Best Friend: Haha, wow, you sure are a fun guy to waste time with. Say, didn't you have homework to do?
AJ: SHUT UP! ...lolz...k, ttyl.
The next day...
AJ: *Waking up at 9:00* ...I hate myself...I hate myself...
Roommate: AJ, I don't have class until noon so would you get your ass out of bed, stop hitting the snooze button, and go to class so I can sleep in like you so badly wish you could?
AJ: *cries*
That day, AJ only has two classes but does not have time to eat breakfast, thanks to Snooze Button.
Sleep: Haha! Don't you wish you could have me?
AJ: Laugh's on you, Sleep, I have an hour between classes today so I'll be able to fit in a quick nap!
Lunch: Hey! What about me?!
AJ: zzzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz
That night...
AJ: I'm gonna do it tonight! I'm gonna go to bed on time! I don't have any homework to do, so I'll go tire myself out at the Rec Center
Modern Treadmill: I am ridiculously complicated and hard to figure out how to get started! But once you get me going, I won't stop for 30 minutes, and I know that your pride won't let you stop until you finish the work out!
thirty minutes later...
Strength Training: Hey, this is great! This treadmill automatically inclined itself to make you feel like you were running uphill! Your legs got a real workout!
Cardiovascular Training: Hey, what about me?
AJ: don't worry, Cardiovascular Training, there's still time for you, I don't have any homework remember?
Later, still at the Rec Center...
Loudspeaker: The Rec Center will be closing in ten minutes...
AJ: That's strange, I thought the Rec Center didn't close until midnight...*looks at watch*...awwwww shit!
Next morning...
AJ only goes to three classes, having slept in and missing his first one.
Sentence Written In Italics Above This Line: I do not change the fact that AJ's classes are all on opposite sides of campus with only ten minute in between.
Enter Uphill, Freezing Cold, Wind, and Ice
AJ: Oh well, at least today is Friday...
Church Group Volunteer Work Weekend laughs evilly from offstage.
MY LIFE (IN STAGE PLAY FORMAT)
AJ: Yes! Tonight's the night I will finally go to bed before three in the morning! I've got a good start on my homework and it's not even midnight yet!
Short Story: A.J.! Write me!!
AJ: Maybe later, Story, I have homework to do
Short Story: Awww...come on!
AJ: Ok, I'll START you, but then I've really got to get my work done.
Three Hours Later...
Story: Wow, you're almost done with me! Say, didn't you say you had to get homework done?
AJ: SHUT UP! *types furiously* There! Finished! And I still have five hours to do my homework, go to bed, get seven hours of sleep, wake up, and go to class!
Story: How can you get seven hours of sleep in five ho-?
AJ: *interrupting* SHUT UP!!!!!
Next Day...
AJ: *Wakes up at 9:00 and promptly cries* I don't wanna do stuff!
Class: AJ, it's your own fault that you stayed up late, now get your ass out of bed and get to Italian
AJ: I hate responsibility!
AJ
Uphill: Ha! I live to make you miserable!
Wind: As do I!
Freezing Cold: Me too!
Ice: w00t!
That night...
AJ: Ok, tonight's the night! I'm going to do my homework and get enough sleep to function properly tomorrow!
Best Friend: (on AIM) AJ! Ever since we went to rivaling colleges, we don't talk or hang out nearly as much as we used to! I'm picking tonight to be the first time I sign on to AIM in about a year so you should totally talk to me while you have the opportunity!
AJ: I don't know, Best Friend, I haven't been sleeping a lot lately and I have homework to do...
Best Friend: Awww, come on!
AJ: ok, but only for a little while.
Three hours later
Best Friend: Haha, wow, you sure are a fun guy to waste time with. Say, didn't you have homework to do?
AJ: SHUT UP! ...lolz...k, ttyl.
The next day...
AJ: *Waking up at 9:00* ...I hate myself...I hate myself...
Roommate: AJ, I don't have class until noon so would you get your ass out of bed, stop hitting the snooze button, and go to class so I can sleep in like you so badly wish you could?
AJ: *cries*
That day, AJ only has two classes but does not have time to eat breakfast, thanks to Snooze Button.
Sleep: Haha! Don't you wish you could have me?
AJ: Laugh's on you, Sleep, I have an hour between classes today so I'll be able to fit in a quick nap!
Lunch: Hey! What about me?!
AJ: zzzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz
That night...
AJ: I'm gonna do it tonight! I'm gonna go to bed on time! I don't have any homework to do, so I'll go tire myself out at the Rec Center
Modern Treadmill: I am ridiculously complicated and hard to figure out how to get started! But once you get me going, I won't stop for 30 minutes, and I know that your pride won't let you stop until you finish the work out!
thirty minutes later...
Strength Training: Hey, this is great! This treadmill automatically inclined itself to make you feel like you were running uphill! Your legs got a real workout!
Cardiovascular Training: Hey, what about me?
AJ: don't worry, Cardiovascular Training, there's still time for you, I don't have any homework remember?
Later, still at the Rec Center...
Loudspeaker: The Rec Center will be closing in ten minutes...
AJ: That's strange, I thought the Rec Center didn't close until midnight...*looks at watch*...awwwww shit!
Next morning...
AJ only goes to three classes, having slept in and missing his first one.
Sentence Written In Italics Above This Line: I do not change the fact that AJ's classes are all on opposite sides of campus with only ten minute in between.
Enter Uphill, Freezing Cold, Wind, and Ice
AJ: Oh well, at least today is Friday...
Church Group Volunteer Work Weekend laughs evilly from offstage.
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